@IamEnidColeslaw: Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't.
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@patrickhogan91: Can't get a woman? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving "this doesn't work" and "I'm bleeding to death".
@ddsmidt: Throw me to the wolves and they'll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk.
@petemandik: I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children.