@IamEnidColeslaw: Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't.
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@TheToddWilliams: I dropped a LOT of acid in the 70s. It was sulfuric acid. I worked for a chemist you see...well a few chemists. I kept getting fired for dro
@PinkCamoTO: I never realized just how much of parenting is surreptitiously throwing away artwork.