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@bfrosty04: Remember when you thought if you accidentally swallowed apple seeds, a tree would grow in your belly?

God I miss my 'Thirties'....

Remember when you thought if you accidentally swallowed apple seeds, a tree would grow in your belly?

God I miss my ‘Thirties’….

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