@DothTheDoth: Remember, your toilet is just afraid of you as you are of it.
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@AimeeHelene1: *puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*
@canazn_73: Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women.
@dmc1138: While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I've quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!