@DothTheDoth: Remember, your toilet is just afraid of you as you are of it.
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@Dani_Feld: Me: I wish for a lightsaber. Genie: Be realistic. Me: Ok, I wish for a boyfriend. Genie: Would you like your lightsaber in blue or green?
@IamEnidColeslaw: That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died.