@robwhisman: reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback
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@brunopieroni: Sorry 2015, but I just got out of a year-long relationship with 2014 and I'm not looking for anything serious right now.
@thejessbess: (interviewer): do you have any questions? (me): ya can a werewolf bite really kill a vampire?
@SunshineJarboly: "Oh sure, they can eat their own poop, no problem. They just CAN'T eat chocolate. It'll kill them." - God inventing dogs.
@LeBearGirdle: *speed dating* I'm a competitive eater! Date: Are you any good? [grabbing my suitcase, dumping 45 hotdogs on table] funny you should ask