@RealSamHarwood: Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up
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@Nyx422: Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you just plow thru Uranus because it's all gas. I cannot respond maturely.
@KelgoreTrout: i named my first son "christian" and i named his twin brother "born-again christian"
@scrirc: All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats.
@Surgyen: Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession.