Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@thatdutchperson: [remodel]

Me: can you please keep that awful noise down?

Contractor: for the last time, sir, we don't control who's running for president.

[remodel]

Me: can you please keep that awful noise down?

Contractor: for the last time, sir, we don’t control who’s running for president.

COMMENTS