@BasicLyes: Remote start, keyless entry, feature allows me the privilege of losing my keys- while I'm driving.
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@Just_Lee_: Romantic subtweets are like watching a couple kissing in a restaurant. We're all very happy for you but it still makes us want to vomit.
@briancthayer: Hamburglar search history: • sentence for stealing burgers • do inmates get burgers • what is prison "beef" • countries that don't extradite
@AndrewChamings: Dinosaurs prolly have ghosts too, what if there's a diplodocus just standing where your house is right now, bored as shit
@Epygma: Im still waiting for a movie in which someone says "buy me some time" and the guy goes and buys him a clock