@sunexplode: Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano.
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@jilleb163: I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit "shuffle" in a car with a 12-year-old in it.
@jonnysun: PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)
@Try2StopME: I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people.