@loribuckmajor: Removed my spanx slip and accidentally ricocheted myself into the neighbors backyard.
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@iAmDelFreaky: *plays Rocky theme song* *cracks 5 raw eggs into glass and gulps them down* *vomits on kitchen floor* *turns off music* *cleans kitchen*
@therealeatwood: If Trump dies in office he won’t even admit it. He’ll keep tweeting from the grave: “VERY dishonest coroner’s report says I died. Sad!”
@UniqueDude2: Enter new password <glovebox> Must contain number <glovebox1> Must contain PHONE number <no> Please ;) <no u creep> Password not recognized
@Storminika: I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives.