@Scimommy: #ReplaceACelebWithAHouseHoldItem Nail Patrick Harris
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@JhonRules: *dumps Gatorade on an alligator* How does your family taste you green piece of shit
@MichaelTrying: If I were Spock, I would spend 24 hours a day saying things like "get out of my Vulcan face" and "are you Vulcan kidding me?"
@torrami: An army of pandas descends on a fortress of evil trolls. The pandas are soft, cuddly, & deadly. It's the most adorable massacre in history.
@SCbchbum: Before you decide to tell a woman she should go get herself “dolled up,” remember, Annabelle & Chucky are dolls.