@ChaseMit: Republicans, don't forget to set your clocks back 50 years
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@shkeeber: I've been standing in IKEA with a lamp shade on my head for 3 days, hiding from the cops.
@briancthayer: *buys 8 first class tickets, fills all of them with infants and toddlers* Me, from way back in coach: *cups hands* SUCK IT RICH PEOPLE
@iTomFoolery: I mixed coffee with Red Bull, now I can see the invisible things my kitten pounces on.
@wolfpupy: popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things