@ch000ch: request for a new client, your honor, i think this one's guilty
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@jeffporper: Just ordered a pizza and jogged past my gym holding it over my head like the Olympic torch.
@courtneyno: The light above my desk is going out. I feel like I've been at a really boring rave for the last 7 hours.
@Smuirf: Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you hear Juan you've heard Jamal.
@sixfootcandy: Oh yeah!! Well, if smoking weed destroys your short-term memory, then what does smoking weed do?