@pleatedjeans: *requests to be buried in jaws of T-Rex skeleton so it looks like I went out fighting*
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@ValeeGrrl: After years of marriage & kids I have no idea how I'd handle a 1st date. Just give him a juice box, crackers & an iPad? Do I bring coupons?
@markleggett: I only watch "Game of Thrones" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch.
@elle91: My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice.
@FattMernandez: Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?