@pleatedjeans: *requests to be buried in jaws of T-Rex skeleton so it looks like I went out fighting*
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@tuckerflodman: [Inspecting car] *kicks tire* "Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick."
@Brampersandon_: *Guy is rushed in on a stretcher* DR: what happened EMT: we found him passed out & seizing during a shrek marathon DR: WE'VE GOT AN OGREDOSE
@noog: If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people.