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@TheWadest: *requests Uber* *climbs in backseat*

Uber driver: "Where to?"

Me: "oh, nowhere. I just don't like to change my diaper in the street."

*requests Uber* *climbs in backseat* Uber driver: “Where to?” Me: “oh, nowhere. I just don’t like to change my diaper in the street.”
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