@iQuoteComedy: Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says "Oh no she didn't!", she in fact, did.
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@DamonHunzeker: Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater.
@internetluke: [talking with counselor] I don't "know" what "she" means that I "use" excessive air quotes
@XplodingUnicorn: Friend: I set a new personal record last week Me: Me too Friend: I took 2 minutes off my marathon time Me: I ate 12 tacos in one sitting.