@iQuoteComedy: Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says "Oh no she didn't!", she in fact, did.
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@WiseguyPictures: Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be.
@DurtMcHurtt: Whenever someone mentions rat poison part of me imagines a tiny rodent cover band playing 80s power ballads.
@jordan_stratton: According to commercials, a woman's primary goal in life is to lock in moisture.
@tinynietzsche: The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping.