@cosmicbibi: Research shows your medication is 879% more effective if you drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine first. Also, I changed my name to Research.
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@Iwriteforcats: *writing suicide letter Goodbye cruel world. Your going to really miss me when I'm gone... Cat: *you're
@Traceylei2: You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score.
@markydoodoo: There's "disappointment" and then there's "Waiter walking past my table with food I thought was mine disappointment"