@UberFacts: Research suggests that when someone disagrees with you, you should speak faster so they have less time to process what you’re saying.
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@RoosterMustache: I hate when my phone corrects "hood morning" to good morning. Maybe I meant hood morning. Maybe some thug shit has happened today.
@KeetPotato: if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off
@corinnemlwsw: Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention.
@ibid78: WHAT DO WE WANT? The ability to ask different questions WHAT DO WE WANT? See this is what we were talking about