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@Marlebean: Resistance training
But me dragging my kids into school.
@Book_Krazy: [Therapist appt.]
Hub: She doesn't have her priorities straight.
*Me on FaceTime with a petting zoo in the background* "That's not true"
@LuvPug: I get out of awkward conversations by pulling a balloon out, making a dog and just say I need to take it for a walk.
@BlindVigil: I started studying Tai Chi, so I wouldn't recommend getting in a slow-motion fight with me...
@murrman5: "fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"
@HrBry: "This is BULLSHIT" - enthusiastic manure salesman