@AndyAsAdjective: Respond to every "How was your weekend?" today by staring off into the distance & whispering "So much blood..."
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@_Tempo11: Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag.
@Cheeseboy22: I just pulled two buckets that were stuck together apart by myself, so someone might want to let the guy that recruits Avengers know.
@LostFelicia: Twitter is the social media version of Grease. Ya know, 40 year old people acting like they're still in high school.
@smint: In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs.