@matttuff: Rest areas are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet.
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@SincerelyMen: I saw a man at the beach screaming, "Help, shark, help!" I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.
@ElleOhHell: [at library] ME: Yes, I'd like to Czech out a book on eastern Europe. LIBRARIAN: 3rd floor ME: Get it? L: This is dialog, I'm not reading it
@thesulk: Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
@daemonic3: If I could have dinner with anyone, dead and alive, it would definitely be Schrodinger's cat.