@matttuff: Rest areas are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@rockymomax: [ultrasound] DOCTOR: oh my god! HER: what's wrong? DOCTOR: Ok don't panic but it looks as though you swallowed a baby
@MrT1M: Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out.
@CornOnTheGoblin: ? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?