@matttuff: Rest areas are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet.
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@kelkulus: They say don't dress for the job you have, but for the job you want. Still, I think I look pretty stupid waiting tables in a spacesuit.
@ilovepie84: I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires.