@TheToddWilliams: NAZI: Some of us Nazis got hurt too ME: Thoughts and bears NAZI: Don't you mean "thoughts and pra-- ME *releasing grizzly bear*: Nope

@JasonLastname: If a shark attacks you, DO NOT punch him in the nose. Be the bigger person and just ignore him.

@TweetsByTheTony: Hey, girl. I noticed you checking out my Hello Kitty socks. Just so you know...the boxers match. *winks*

@SoldHerSoul: Offering the floral arrangement as a meal to the gluten free, lactose intolerant, allergy ridden vegetarian is apparently not ok.

@lawblob: video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.