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@ArfMeasures: [restaurant]
DATE: Tell me something naughty about you

ME: Sure [loudly chewing a steak] I haven't brought any money

[restaurant]
DATE: Tell me something naughty about you

ME: Sure [loudly chewing a steak] I haven’t brought any money

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