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@MatCro: [restaurant]

ME: Bottle of shiraz pls. It's my birthday

WAITER: Your birthday? It's on the house

ME: [looking up] Do you have a ladder or

[restaurant]

ME: Bottle of shiraz pls. It’s my birthday

WAITER: Your birthday? It’s on the house

ME: [looking up] Do you have a ladder or

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