Me: waiter, what kind of choy is this
Waiter (who is a chicken): bok
@Darlainky: If I had the money to get some work done, I think I'd have them start with the dishes.
@KateWhineHall: Calls for kids: Nobody responds.
Gets on phone: Two kids yelling for me while fighting, the other asking what's for dinner when it's 9 am.
@EJGomez: God: u can ask me 1 question
me: ok if the singular of geese is goose is the singular of sheep a shoop
devil: welcome to hell
@Book_Krazy: [Spelling Bee]
Her: Your word is consent.
Him: Can you describe the word?
@ElgatoEsmio: [holding an acorn]
“do you still love me?”
Wife yells outside-
"that’s not even the same squirrel as yesterday!”