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@brynnester: [Restaurant]
Waiter: Would Sir care to choose his lobster?
Me: There's only 1 in the tank & he's holding a sign that says 'I have a family'

[Restaurant]
Waiter: Would Sir care to choose his lobster?
Me: There’s only 1 in the tank & he’s holding a sign that says ‘I have a family’

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