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@dave_cactus: [restaurant]
WAITRESS: Would you like a lunch menu or a dinner menu?
ME: No thanks. I don't eat menus.

[restaurant]
WAITRESS: Would you like a lunch menu or a dinner menu?
ME: No thanks. I don’t eat menus.

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