@duplicitron: *returns four pounds of skirt steak to butcher* I'm sorry. This just doesn't fit me like I thought it would.
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@BlindChow: Years ago I tried on my sister's bra, couldn't undo the clasp & was too embarrassed to ask for help. I'm still wearing it. I live in shame.
@McSwtrvst: If you do not stop arguing I WILL turn this car around and around and around creating a time vortex teleporting me back to before I had kids
@goolicker: There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer.
@lloydrang: Will I. Am's headstone will read "Will I. Was," completing history's longest set-up to a punchline