@duplicitron: *returns four pounds of skirt steak to butcher* I'm sorry. This just doesn't fit me like I thought it would.
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@shopkins776: Thanks for yelling at me and calling me names on the internet. I have the same opinion as you do now
@fro_vo: asked my dentist out but she brushed me off, said she only dates plaque guys Not gonna paste any more time on that cavitease, it’s her floss
@StellaGMaddox: My minivan is always rocking, but it's usually because I'm trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive.
@Screwoff315: I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!