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@Mr_Kapowski: *returns lost dog*

Lady: That's not him. He was white

Me: *holding a brown dog* He asked to swing by the salon. Add the color to my reward

*returns lost dog*

Lady: That’s not him. He was white

Me: *holding a brown dog* He asked to swing by the salon. Add the color to my reward

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