@KimJungilSpirit: "Retweet! Retweet!" yelled the German Commander as we invaded Normandy
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@iLick_sheDrip: Stop editing ya'll pics. What if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person.