@KimJungilSpirit: "Retweet! Retweet!" yelled the German Commander as we invaded Normandy
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@JosesLovesYou: check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad.
@joefrog1: If anyone is interested I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security.
@tylerschmall: England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians.
@Ilovelamp1979: One of the worst things about tweeting while driving is all of the people that seem to appear out of nowhere on the sidewalk.