@KimJungilSpirit: "Retweet! Retweet!" yelled the German Commander as we invaded Normandy
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches.
@thejamietighe: Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close.
@HomeProbably: "Can I borrow your charger?" Me: Sure. *offers keys to my pristine 1969 Dodge Charger Daytona* "I meant for my iPhone." Me: Oh, hell no.
@david8hughes: Time traveller: I'm from the future Me: prove it *he pulls out next weeks newspaper* Me: nice try, they've already invented newspapers