@KimJungilSpirit: "Retweet! Retweet!" yelled the German Commander as we invaded Normandy
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@matt___nelson: Hate your job as a calendar maker?Need a way to get fired? Easy. ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Just take a day off
@iwearaonesie: If your wife walks in and turns the light on while you're staring at the ceiling, make sure you yell "My eyes!" BEFORE she starts changing
@13spencer: I keep having to remind myself that an "oral history" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
@4handfuls: Some call it a fashion show. I call it my kids changing their shorts 8 times a day for no reason and leaving them all over the house...