@TheTweetOfGod: Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low.
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@weinerdog4life: I've been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet.
@CatherineLMK: The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers.
@PhilLaysheO: Just left a note on the ex's car saying "I STILL LOVE YOU" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep.
@Jamie1947: Give a dog a bone and he'll be like, "Oh wow, I love these, thanks" Teach a dog to bone and he'll be like, "dude, I got this"