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@Mr_Mike_Clarke: Retweet to save a life.
@TEXASVETERAN: Na Fa Fo Na Na Fo Fo -Sassy black girl giving me her digits.
@DanRegans: I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying
@5oulhealer: When I was little I asked God for a bike. He didn't deliver so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead.
@beefman138: Guy on plane : So, where are you going to?
Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going.