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@WildeThingy: [revenge plan]
*invent miniaturisation machine.
*shrink to tiny size.
*crawl all over sleeping spider's face.

[revenge plan] 
*invent miniaturisation machine. 
*shrink to tiny size. 
*crawl all over sleeping spider’s face.

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