@NintenDom: Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up.
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@Fickle_Filly: A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces.
@TheRobCee: [labels account "18+"] [tweets exclusively about voting & buying cigarettes legally]
@kentgrossarth: I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here.
@Home_Halfway: Every time the media has to report on Trump they should misspell his name and call him Mr. Turnip until he loses his mind completely