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@thejamietighe: *rides in on giant turtle*

Me:Sorry I'm late.

Boss:You rode that to work?

Me:No, went to the zoo.

*phone rings*

Me:That'll be the zoo.

*rides in on giant turtle*

Me:Sorry I’m late.

Boss:You rode that to work?

Me:No, went to the zoo.

*phone rings*

Me:That’ll be the zoo.

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