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@Colt_Seethers: *Rides off into sunset*
@Book_Krazy: Just because your kid says, "You're my hero" does not mean you can pick them up at school wearing a cape, apparently
@michaeldean0116: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......
@ShesARealGenius: Hollywood led me to believe I would have to do way more heat/AC duct crawling than I've had to do.
@rodney_at_large: Ironically, I hate people who say "like us on Facebook".
@torrami: Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice.