@Carbosly: Right about now, family members all over the country are realizing the Starbucks cards I gave them for Christmas are empty.
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@Playing_Dad: If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started
@SomthinBoutSara: Twas the night before Christmas, all through the house not a creature was stirring not even my vodka martini because it's shaken not stirred
@shawnspree: I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital.