@mrtruthandsoul: Right now, somewhere in China, someone is wokking their dog
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@cortronic: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own "Don't Feed the Animals" rule.
@TJ_Whitehead: By my calculations, I've spent approximately $39 throughout my life to watch bananas turn brown on my kitchen table
@ItsAndyRyan: "Whats your biggest weakness?" "I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*