@SaulKewl: Riley can be a little girl's name, it's not always a dog's name. If someone says Riley's been sick don't bring up euthanasia right away.
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@WilliamAder: Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.
@JB4Realz: SON: Daddy, where do tweets come from? DAD: Well, son...when a Desire for Validation and a Character Limit love each other very, very much.
@3sunzzz: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. ~What is your sin, child? My husband and I are arguing ~That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.
@BobbyBucchae: Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720