@briangaar: *rises out of ball pit* thanks for agreeing to meet me here
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@KKAlThani: My best exit strategy: 1)Play my ring tone 2)Excuse myself 3)Yell "OMG! I'm on my way now!" & tell them my brother had a bad car accident.
@UNTRESOR: Health level: my credit card company called me about fraud because I bought a vegetable.
@TheRobCee: [Taylor Swift on toilet, going #2. Kanye jumps out of her shower] "Yo, Taylor- I'm really happy for you & I'm-a let you finish, but..."