@Sassafrantz: *rises out of neighbor's hot tub* I'd like to talk to you guys about home alarm systems...
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@jonnysun: ME: my ideal first date? well to me it dosent matter wat we do as long as we share a conection JOB INTERVIEWER: i meant how soon can u start
@GregDorris: "Hippos are actually more dangerous than crocodiles and sharks combined." - Moron who clearly hasn't pictured a Crocoshark.
@donni: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself