@Sassafrantz: *rises out of neighbor's hot tub* I'd like to talk to you guys about home alarm systems...
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@mablazarus: Someday you'll wake up with Mark Zuckerberg in your bed because you neglected to uncheck a box.
@RobertJrDowney: If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters.
@iamburtjarvis: [in bed] her: u have done this before, right? me: yes, of course. righty-tighty, lefty-loosey her: what? me: what?