@dxblarssonENG: Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 7kids but only one toilet.
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@SatansTongue: *Dentistry school* Here's your final: *stabs student* Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?" FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
@JermHimselfish: When a Honda Element crashes into another Honda Element it becomes a Honda Compound.
@dave_cactus: HER: Are you free Friday night? ME: Let me check my colander. HER: Your... ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti.