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@amydillon: Roasted broccoli for dinner tonight, and the rave reviews are in.

"What is this? It tastes like hair," said one ungrateful child.

Roasted broccoli for dinner tonight, and the rave reviews are in. 

“What is this? It tastes like hair,” said one ungrateful child.

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