@SortaBad: Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves
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@AtticusFinch79: PROSECUTOR: the defendant robbed 3 stores naked wearing only a teletubby mask ME: *slams gavel* guilty as charged Defendant: aren’t you my lawyer? JUDGE: *missing his gavel* give that back
@huntigula: Pacman: I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body! I want the procedure, doc. Dr.: Very well. Just relax.. *puts bow on Pacman's head
@AbbyHasIssues: Despite evidence to the contrary, I still maintain typing louder and harder will magically make my incorrect password correct.