@SortaBad: Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves
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@omerwahaj: An eskimo sitting in a kayak was chilly. He lit a fire. Unsurprisingly the kayak sank. Moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
@BackrowSeats: When I watch The Walking Dead I can't help but think those zombies are in way better shape than me.
@abbycohenwl: Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works? Me(imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes