@SortaBad: Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves
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@omgthatspunny: My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.
@shariv67: If your phone rings during a movie, answer it "Yes, Mr. President. Right away, sir!" And then run head first through the screen.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: Hell is just you and your dog as he takes revenge for all the times you shouted "Squirrel!" when there was no squirrel.