@SortaBad: Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves
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@thejessbess: I always wear running shoes while driving because you won't know what the terrain will be like until after the cop pulls you over.
@KevinGetem: Teachers call it "Going to the bathroom". We call it "I'm bored, I'm gonna go wander around school."
@letschillyo: iPhones need a feature where an incoming call doesn’t take up the whole screen so u can do other things while u ignore a phone call
@HomeProbably: When someone's ignoring me I like to break into their house at night and steal all their shoes. We'll see how busy you are tomorrow.