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@OneTrickTofani: *Robber runs into Chipotle*
GIMME THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER
"Is this for here or to go?"
Uh. To go
"Do you want guac?"
Sure
"It's extra"

*Robber runs into Chipotle*
GIMME THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER
“Is this for here or to go?”
Uh. To go
“Do you want guac?”
Sure
“It’s extra”

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