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@TheToddWilliams: [robbery]
ROBBER: Give me all your money!
ME: I don't have it all with me.
ROBBER: Dang!

[robbery]
ROBBER: Give me all your money!
ME: I don’t have it all with me.
ROBBER: Dang!

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