@ComedicBust: Robbing me is only a good idea if you're running low on ketchup packets.
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@mostlydelirious: Phone just autocorrected "your" to "yore" in case thou wouldst think I'm smarter than thee.
@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
@QwertyJones3: A girl called me "sir" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times.