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@daemonic3: [robbing Whole Foods]

"All the cash in a bag NOW!"

100% organic reusable bag ok?

"Yes!"

[puts half the cash] I had to charge for the bag

[robbing Whole Foods]

“All the cash in a bag NOW!”

100% organic reusable bag ok?

“Yes!”

[puts half the cash] I had to charge for the bag

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