@fro_vo: ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
@LovestruckLayla: So I have one coworker who uses "irregardless" and another who uses "unappropriate" and now I'm over trying to conversate with these people.
@Social_Mime: Me - That's the second First Baptist Church I've seen today.
Wife - OK?
M - One of them is lying.
W - You can't ever shut it off can you?
@RealCarrotFacts: Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep
@NickBossRoss: Prof asked if anyone liked comic books. I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially.
@Crunk_Jews: Dear Autocorrect,
She's an amazing woman not an amazon woman.
And now I'm never getting laid.