@fro_vo: ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
@UnFitz: 17: If I was gay would you still love me?
Me: Of course.
17: If I committed crimes?
17: If I voted for Trump-
Me: Dead to me.
@primawesome: If the CIA has my house bugged they've heard several impromptu songs about my dog being a good boy.
@DanMentos: *orders a medium pizza*
PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know-
@ArfMeasures: DOCTOR: Don't be embarrassed. Taking trousers off is normal for a prostate exam.
ME: Err yeah I guess. Should I take mine off too?
@robdelaney: Shouldn't there have been ONE scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel's mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man's shed?"