@fro_vo: ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
@laureneoneal: Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?
@summerofbenny: I have a huge gash in my forehead. I'm going to assume I got up in the middle of the night, fought some crime, and went back to bed.
@Brampersandon_: ME: when I was 12 I got the flu so bad I had to be in the hospital
GUY WHO TRIES TO ONE-UP EVERY STORY: oh yeah? when I was 13 I died
@girl_a_whirl: Oh I can't, my doctor said I should cut back on people.
@fro_vo: ME: oh no inanimate objects are coming to life
FRIEND: what where
ME: look out the window
STEPHEN KING: But the warning came too late. The evil window attacked