@fro_vo: ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.
@MartaEffing: Just saw a five year old in a track suit & a gold chain. His nana didn't think it was funny when I asked him if he could hook up some blow.
@ahhhpatrick: My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love
@imskytrash: [sitting on park bench]
homeless guy: I'm so alone
me: okay wow I'm right here
@bonehugsnirony: Therapist: don’t take things personally
Me: [literally a conscious being that experiences life from a first-person perspective] ok I’ll try