@SortaBad: Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song
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@TheMichaelRock: Me: Do you want a burger or a hot dog? Her: Neither. I'm vegan. Me: Feel free to eat as much grass as you want.
@SuperApple8: All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife.