@Kyle_Lippert: Robin Thicke is what would happen if a roofie became a human and decided to make music.
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@Shock_Monster: Canadians like to brag about getting all four seasons: Winter Almost Winter After Winter Not Winter
@Scarlet_Rose67: Me: I have a younger sister but she's nothing like me. Him: Wow, she sounds perfect.
@robfee: Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
@AmericanGent69: Credit card company called to ask about some charges on my statement. It wasn’t a fraud check. They were just questioning my life choices.