@Kyle_Lippert: Robin Thicke is what would happen if a roofie became a human and decided to make music.
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@iGreenMonk: TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
@bobbiejo448: Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it.
@ozzyunc: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, & acceptance: the five stages of watching them put lettuce on your sandwich at Subway.
@KalvinMacleod: [date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it’s not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*